Um I just discovered the coolest thing ever, it’s called the Squeem Compression Waist Cincher. It’s a corset style waist cincher that not only sucks in all your business but it actually melts inches. That’s right, wear it and loose your waist!
I have been wearing mine for two weeks now and I already see a difference. No joke, my middle is melting. At least it feels and looks that way, the Squeem Cincher pushes in your pooch and the rubbery design does some serious sucking in magic. I’m not a scientist so I can’t accurately explain how the Squeem works I can only say…it works!
I’ll admit, I was squeemish about the Squeem at first. I mean it looks like some sort of ancient torture device or a freaky masocistic contraption. But once you put on the Squeem, you’ll see that its just a friendly little body shaper (masked beneath an evil rubber body. Well not evil, but kinda spooky. I’m a nut. I know. I mean how the heck can a person be afraid of under garments?)
I’ll be sure to post again in a few weeks and keep you up to date on my Squeem slim down.
Get a Squeem, it’ll make your friends say “exsqueems me, but are you a super model?”
Get it? “exsueems me?” Haha. No? Okay. Sorry, I’m just giddy from being so svelte.
