I have been wearing mine for two weeks now and I already see a difference. No joke, my middle is melting. At least it feels and looks that way, the Squeem Cincher pushes in your pooch and the rubbery design does some serious sucking in magic. I’m not a scientist so I can’t accurately explain how the Squeem works I can only say…it works!

I’ll admit, I was squeemish about the Squeem at first. I mean it looks like some sort of ancient torture device or a freaky masocistic contraption. But once you put on the Squeem, you’ll see that its just a friendly little body shaper (masked beneath an evil rubber body. Well not evil, but kinda spooky. I’m a nut. I know. I mean how the heck can a person be afraid of under garments?)

I’ll be sure to post again in a few weeks and keep you up to date on my Squeem slim down.

Get a Squeem, it’ll make your friends say “exsqueems me, but are you a super model?”

Get it? “exsueems me?” Haha. No? Okay. Sorry, I’m just giddy from being so svelte.

None the less, let me say growl! I am obsessed with my new Fantasie Mombassa Plunge Bikini Top and matching Fantasie Mombassa Classic Draped Bikini Brief  .

With chic animal print this bikini is wildly stylish. I feel sexy in this little knock-out number. The top is low-cut to show off my curves and supportive for my ample busom. I like the bottoms because of the gathered front which I find to be both flattering and fashionable.

I also dig the Fantasie Mombassa Full Cup Bikini Top . The top offers a bit more coverage, and I am a sicker for cleavage hence my attraction to the plunge style.

God, I’m gonna look like such a little minx this summer

In case I haven’t emphasized this enough, these Goddess bras have changed my mothers life. She went from wearing the same boring, poorly made, unsupported bras for years to now being a bra snob. I love it.

She looks really good in these bras so I don’t fault her for being obsessed. I mean the difference in her shape and how she simply carries herself has been dramatic. When you find something that makes you look and feel so good its hard not to obsess over it. I should know ( ahem I have a blog dedicated to my love of bras!)

How fitting too that my mother loves Goddess bras as she is a goddess in my eyes.

She talked up the Goddess bras so much that three of her gal pals got Goddess 5900 bras. Three! My mom deserves commission. These women were fawning over the Goddess 5900 because its that pretty pinkish hue. I love the idea that my mom has started a sorta hot bra club. So cute!

All my older sports bras would stretch out and not offer any support. I have this one old sports bra that is literally tattered and torn that I wore for months before I finally tossed it out. I don’t know why I hold onto things when clearly they have met their last days. Since the Natori has underwire it’s especially supportive and adds lift which looks good. Sure, who cares what you look like when you workout? But if it feels good and looks good, that’s a good combo.

Oh and your cousin Le Mystere Tisha Bra ain’t so bad either. Oprah loves this bra and I am sucker  for whatever Ms. Winfrey tells me to be a sucker for. This bra makes me look slimmer, and who doesn’t love that?

Girlys, go on and get yourself a lil’ Le Mystere in your life today.

Is there a such thing as Lingerie Addicts Anonymous? I kid you not, I am on a shopping frenzy that has got to slow down soon.

I almost got the Ritratti Sensation Silicone Star Cup Bra but I could not justify two major bra purchases in one month. This style is even more versatile as it converts to six styles including backless. But I don’t wear many backless tops or dresses so the Sensation Convertible should keep me content for now. However I’m guessing my next work bonus will probably go toward investing in a Star Cup Bra.

This leads me to express my love and admiration for the adorable Duet Demi Bra. This little number is lacy without going overboard. It’s seamless which is great for my “obnoxious attention hungry bra” issue. It also has a unique crocheted design with a little hint of lace creating a style that’s feminine and fun.

I just bought my friends daughter the Duet Demi. She’s 16 and I thought it was a good basic bra with a splash of funky style for a young girl. And at $33 a pop it’s a nice bra for daily use. On that note, I also own three of the Duet Demi Bras. They come in an array of fresh colors. And yes I am indeed obsessed with feeling fresh and young. Hell, if a little lace crochet bra can do that for me so be it.

The 2805 aka the Chantelle Chantilly Demi Bra has adorable chantilly lace details and cute little bows. Super girly! It also gives awesome lift and support which is nice to find in such a pretty bra.

I also got the and the Chantelle 2575 . The 2575 Chantelle Essensia T-Shirt Bra is more for day-to-day for me at least ( I can’t do lacy underthings at work, it’ll show through my blouse). It’s a really comfortable bra with super soft molded cups. I also love how it has a plunging neck-line for lower cut tops (which I love to wear).

Okay I mean it, no more bra shopping for a while…maybe